Why drive a Toyota Prius when you can drive in style? For the security-conscious motorist, Amazon is offering the Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank. With top speeds of 40mph, this is the perfect vehicle for city or desert driving.

According to the product description, the Badonkadonk’s “interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people.” Both driver and passenger can also ride on top of the tank for high visibility or star gazing. The tank comes equipped with a fully decked-out sound system with speakers inside and out for blasting your favorite propaganda.

At under $20,000, this could be the perfect transportation for your teen who is just learning to drive. You’ll never have to worry about your kid getting injured in an accident or receiving a speeding ticket.

You’ll need to act quickly, though; there are only two left in stock! Gas mileage information not provided. Price does not include shipping and handling.

(via Eric Meyer)