Reluctantly, I Accept the Nomination

Forget McCain and Obama. A new presidential candidate has burst onto the scene. Watch the video to find out who this mystery candidate is:

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Running in America

Peter Hessler has a fascinating article about American distance runners in The New Yorker this month. “Running to Beijing” focuses on Ryan Hall, a marathoner from California, but the part I enjoyed the most was this description of American marathons:

Marathoning may be the only sport in which sponsors target the losers, and the losers pay for the winners. That’s how the running boom played out for the Kenyans and the Ethiopians: it created a lot of slow, rich American marathoners willing to pay big money to get beat.

Oh, the irony.

The article also mentions Dathan Ritzenhein, who ran for Rockford High School just down the street from Grand Rapids. I had the pleasure of watching him run as a high school student and demolish the competition. Both Ritzenhein and Hall will be running for the USA in the men’s marathon this Sunday.

On a personal note, I ran my first marathon back in 2000. Then, out of sheer stubbornness, I ran two more in 2001. The third and final one, the Philadelphia Marathon, was my best. I crossed the finish line somewhere around 3 hours and 30 minutes. In other words, I was a slow, rich American willing to pay big money to get beat. If the race had been 19 miles, however, I would have done a lot better. Up to that point, I was averaging 7:15 per mile. Then I fell apart.

Last month I started running again after six and a half years off (during which karate was my main source of exercise). Now I can’t run four miles at any better than 8:30 pace. Such is the toll of aging. Still, it’s more than a little heartening to see swimmers and marathoners who are in their late 30s and early 40s.

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Gardening

Two weeks ago my neighbor Kevin was kind enough to guide me through the process of converting a fairly sizable portion of my back yard into a garden. He even gave me all the plants out of his own yard. Such a generous fellow.

It has been such a joy to turn the patch of grass and weeds and dirt into a nicely crafted bed of shade-loving plants with a little pebble pathway running through it. We even installed a crazy cool misting system that waters the plants on a timer each morning.

As I was adding mulch to the beds today, it occurred to me that gardening is a lot like designing user interfaces for the web, only dirtier and more physically demanding.

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The End of Four Friends

After nearly fourteen years of operation, Four Friends Coffeehouse in downtown Grand Rapids opened its doors for the last time yesterday.

Four Friends exterior

Day One

When Sara and I and our friends David and Melissa LaGrand opened Four Friends Coffeehouse in 1994, we had no idea it would last as long as it did. In fact, we weren’t sure if we’d be able to sustain it for a year. I still remember the day we opened, November 1. The night before we were rushing around “the space,” as we called it, tidying up the new supplies behind the counter, arranging the syrup bottles, checking and rechecking all the things we thought we needed. David’s brother Paul had half a store’s worth of ceiling tiles laid out on the floor, running a paint roller over them as fast as he could so that others could set them in place, still wet, in the frame above.

David had set a blistering pace for the construction and preparation of the coffeehouse, and we hit the ground running as soon as Sara and I pulled into the LaGrands’ driveway with our Ryder truck from Seattle two months earlier. We designed the place, tore out the floor and walls, and rebuilt it in sixty days. We hired electricians and plumbers. We ordered plates and glasses, coffee machines and pump pots, kitchen appliances and supplies. We established relationships with food and beverage suppliers. We basically worked nonstop.

But we weren’t the only ones working. Yvonne Daniels gave advice on design elements. Kelly Clark put up a lot of drywall. David’s brother John built a long bench with three old oak doors for the back. Sara’s Uncle Fred and Aunt Ginny and her brother Andrew helped us tear down the old and build up the new. Other friends and family such as Ray and Ann Kapteyn and Graham pitched in with both specialized construction skills and general labor. It was a huge undertaking that wouldn’t have been possible without the small army that contributed to it.

Four Friends - Monin syrup bottles and espresso machine

We opened the doors that first day at 7:00 a.m. and waited and worried. One of our first customers was Don Levy, a healthcare provider for David’s grandmother. Not a coffee fan, Don ordered a hot chocolate with whipped cream and proceeded to exclaim with unbridled enthusiasm to whoever peaked through the door that it was the “best hot chocolate I ever tasted!” Other friends and family trickled in throughout the day as well, but the place wasn’t exactly buzzing with activity. Still quite early in the morning, I took a couple grilled panini out front and offered them, in a quiet, apologetic voice, to the handful of people who happened to be walking down what at the time was a “pedestrian mall” — a street closed to vehicle traffic.

By the end of the day, we were all exhausted. But it was a good kind of exhaustion. We had managed to run a business for a full day without any catastrophes. I don’t remember how much money we made that first day, but I’m sure it wasn’t much. Still, the people who took a chance on us seemed to like what they bought, or at least they were too polite to mention it if they didn’t.

We’re In Business

During the first couple months, more and more people heard about us and stopped by to give us a try. Surprisingly, some of these first customers kept coming back, day after day, sometimes two or three times a day — and many of them never gave up the habit. Early customers such as Charlie, Terry, Bob, and Jim, along with others from nearby law offices and local businesses, were loyal to the very end, even though many other coffee places opened (and closed) downtown in the intervening years. When the first month’s sales were enough to pay the rent, we knew we had a pretty good chance of making Four Friends a successful business.

One of our goals was to encourage and support local musicians and artists. We hung paintings and photographs on the walls and scheduled live music for Friday and Saturday nights. We even let a few people organize monthly poetry readings, but they never amounted to much and fizzled out pretty quickly. The music, however, was one of the bright spots of the coffeehouse for us as owners. We not only drew on local talent but also brought in some terrific independent artists from around the country, including Jason Harrod and Brian Funck, Bill Mallonee & Vigilantes of Love, and Over the Rhine.

Passing the Baton

The customers kept coming, we kept selling our stuff, and life was good. But we were also pretty stretched. David was working full time as a prosecutor. Two years into the business, I started teaching English at a nearby high school. Melissa and David had a second child. Sara was still working crazy hours at the coffeehouse. Life seemed to be getting a little too complicated. So, on January 1, 1999, we sold the coffeehouse to Suzi (Borgdorff) Bos, who did a great job of managing the business for the next six years, keeping the original vision alive while introducing her own elements.

During Suzi’s tenure at Four Friends, David and Melissa started another successful venture, Wealthy Street Bakery, with their neighbors Jim and Barb McClurg while Sara and I supported them enthusiastically from the sidelines. Then, sometime in 2004, if I have my years straight, the four owners of Wealthy Street Bakery purchased Four Friends back from Suzi.

The End

To its last day, Four Friends was a popular destination for downtown business people, students, and other coffee lovers. Sadly, though, rising costs of food and beverages, along with increases in rent and changes in the terms of their lease, forced the proprietors to enter into a month-to-month deal. When the business next door, a fast-food franchise, approached the landlord about expanding their storefront, the landlord gave Four Friends a month to close up shop.

Sara and I took the kids to Four Friends Coffeehouse yesterday morning for one last latte. Suzi and her family were there, too, as was Amelia Gritter, a former manager who also made the place her own. We reminisced about some of the funnier moments, a few scary encounters, and a whole lot of good times. I sure am going to miss that place. And I have a feeling that I’m not the only one

Four Friends Coffeehouse logo
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Obama Fights Back

I was really excited to hear on NPR today that Barack Obama’s campaign has decided to deal with slanderous accusations head on. They’ve put together a new site, Fight the Smears, that calls these accusations what they are: lies.

For example, the site responds to the smear that “Barack Obama Won’t Say The Pledge of Allegiance/Won’t Put His Hand Over His Heart” this way:

LIE: Barack Obama won’t say the pledge

LIE: Barack Obama won’t put his hand over this heart during the pledge of allegiance

TRUTH: View video of Barack leading The Pledge of Allegiance in the United States Senate.

It’s about time a candidate confronted such fear mongering. Check out the site to see more rumors dispelled, including those about his faith and his wife.

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Switzerland Tout Le Monde

A little over two months ago, I received a surprising email via the contact form of my Learning jQuery web site. In the email Gwendal Tanguy, an employee at Switzerland’s only online trading and financial services company, asked:

…apart from reading your book, which is already a good thing, do you know about a company or consultant in Europe that could teach JQuery basis to between 5 and 20 java developers. Maybe do you deliver such a training program?

It sounded like an opportunity too good to pass on to someone else, so I told him that I would be glad to do it myself. Also, knowing that it would be more fun and much more manageable to conduct the training with someone else, I asked J

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100 Percent Hybrid

Sara got a pair of shoes in the mail from Zappos today. On the shoebox, in big, bold lettering, were the words “100% HYBRID.”

Is it just me, or is that an oxymoron? Isn’t it like saying that something is completely partial? (And I don’t mean partial in the sense of biased.) Anyway, it struck me as kind of funny.

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Mr. Smarty Pants

I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that not one of you is wondering why I haven’t been writing as often on this here website as I used to. Well, I’m going to tell you why, anyway.

It’s not because I don’t have enough time. Never had enough time. And it’s not because I’ve lost interest. The sad truth is that I have too much interest—but it’s the kind of interest that is easily diverted, distracted, and detained. Also, newer, smaller, nimbler online publishing mechanisms such as Twitter have jostled their way into my attention. Twitter enforces a 140-character limit on every entry, which basically ensures that no one publishes anything of consequence. Ephemera only, please. Here’s an analogy: Twitter is to blog is to letter (as in “snail mail”) as methamphetamine is to mojito is to single malt scotch.

But enough of this navel-gazing meta-blogging.

The Know-It_All

A couple weeks ago I set a goal for myself—to read a book in its entirety. Any book. It has been at least three months since I have done that. Bad sign. The book I’m working on now is called The Know-It-All: One Man’s Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World. The title made me a little skeptical, but after reading just a few pages, I fell in love with it. The author, A.J Jacobs, is hilarious. The book chronicles his attempt to read the Encyclopædia from A to Z. Each letter of the alphabet gets its own chapter, in which Jacobs discusses a handful of the more interesting, bizarre, inspiring, or creepy entries. Throughout it all, he weaves in a personal narrative about his self-improvement plan and the reactions he gets from his wife and friends and complete strangers when he tries to regale them with anecdotes from his new storehouse of knowledge.

The book is making me realize all over again how very little I know. For example, if you asked me before yesterday what the northernmost state in the USA is, I would have been able to tell you that it is Alaska. But, if you asked what the westernmost state is, I probably would have guessed Hawaii. Easternmost? My guess would have been Maine. But the correct answer to all three questions is Alaska!

Every once in a while, he discusses an entry that I know a little bit about. And, as pathetic as it may be, I get a giddy joy from it. When he gets to the entry on John Hanson, a smile sweeps across my face, because I already know that he, not George Washington, was the first president of the United States. But after I read it, while riding on the bus to work, the smile turns to laughter.

He’s sometimes referred to as the first president of the United States, thanks to his role as president of the Continental Congress in 1781. The first president wasn’t George Washington—that’s a good fact to mention at the bar, assuming you want to get kicked in the groin and have your glasses broken.

It’s a good thing I don’t have to worry about laughing uproariously in public and looking like some kind of lunatic, because half of the other people on the bus are manically rocking back and forth or talking to themselves (or unseen others) at the top of their lungs.

This book is right up my alley—light, funny, condensed. I just hope I can finish it.

Update

I forgot to mention how I knew about John Hanson being the first president of the United States. He was a Swede. By the way, so was Jonas Bronck, the guy after whom the Bronx was named.

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Book Report

As many of my friends and relatives know, I spent the first half of 2007 writing a book with my friend Jonathan Chaffer. The book turned into two books, and they were both published last summer. Since a couple people have recently asked me about how it all turned out in the end, I thought I’d post a quick progress report here, in case anyone else is interested, as well.

Learning jQuery jQuery Reference Guide

The process of writing the books was an arduous one—stressful and time-consuming, to be sure, but also enjoyable. I learned more while writing than I ever could have otherwise. In a way, it reminded me of my first years of teaching, when I spent a whole lot of time flying by the seat of my pants, learning new things that I’d have to teach hours later.

The first book, Learning jQuery, was published in June; the second, jQuery Reference Guide, followed a month or so later. By the end of 2007, Packt had sold 3,333 copies of the first book and 887 of the second—many more than I had expected. They also managed to license its translation into Korean to another publisher, and, I think, they struck a deal with someone else to have it translated into Portuguese.

The reviews from blogs and amazon.com users have been (almost) unanimously favorable. Here is a sampling:

As with jQuery itself, there’s a lot to like about the book (which shares its title with a great website dedicated to the library). The authors cover all sorts of real-world UI issues – progressive enhancement of input forms, client-side validation, visual transitions during Ajax calls, manipulation of tabular data – and show how to code them in jQuery.

Personally I appreciated this as you could watch a simple css/html page become an enchanced interface with real world implications.…

My point is that there is something in this book for every level of javascript developer, from beginner to expert. I highly recommend it!

If you’re already using jQuery or getting started with it, both of these books would be a great addition to your desk.

I found this an extremely easy and interesting read, with the example based approach keeping me engaged in how each situation could be enhanced with use of jQuery.

The book can be read from start to finish, as it is interesting, keeps you engaged, and gives information in a logical order. It contains many useful tips and functions, a lot of which I never knew about until reading the book.

After every chapter, I found myself reflecting on how thorough and well done the examples were. Each one starts out with a simple piece of code (probably the way you or I would accomplish some task). Then, it adds something. Then, it factors something out. Then, it encapsulates something. Then, it adds some more functionality. At each step, I kept thinking, “Brilliant! I can’t believe I never thought of doing it that way.”

Karl was an English teacher in a previous life, and keeps a semi-regular blog called English Rules. I mention that simply to say that his literary wit shines through in this book. For a code related book, it is quite entertaining. From the readability of his writing, to the quotations he uses in code examples, it all flows together very nicely. The code examples are top-notch, which is surely a reflection of the authors’ proficiency, Jonathan being a CTO at his day job.

That last one makes me blush every time I read it, but for the record, any wit that appears in the book, literary or otherwise, comes not from me but from Jonathan. He’s a brilliant guy. And funny. And a great writer.

Also, in the interest of fairness, I should cite another reviewer, who described Learning jQuery as “a little dry in tone, not to the extent that it is unreadable. But I did find that it was best studied from in limited periods.” Oh well. Can’t win ‘em all.

Incidentally, The New York Times recently posted this article about blogs leading to book deals. That’s basically what happened to me, with the Learning jQuery blog. The only difference was that I was offered less than 1/100 the advance that the guy in the article got. If I had to give one piece of advice for others who are considering writing a computer manual, it would be this: Do it because you love to write or because you love the subject matter or because you love stress and mental anguish, but not because you want to get filthy stinking rich. There are no computer book author equivalents to J. K. Rowling (or even Dav Pilkey).

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Artful Books

Vern Wiering toolsWhenever I see something about books as objects, as opposed to books as reading material, I think of my friend Vernon Wiering. Vern is one of the most talented people I know: a masterful bookbinder, carpenter, and tailor. At a time when many people, including myself, spend an inordinate amount of time in the virtual world—for work and entertainment and communication—Vern has remained grounded in the physical world of tangible objects.

When Vern was in college, he had his own little cottage industry providing custom-made pants for all of his friends. I still consider the two pairs he made for me twenty years ago the best pants I’ve ever owned (though they stopped fitting me long ago). For his wedding Vern made his own suit, the bride’s dress, all of the groomsmen’s suits, and all of the bridesmaids’ dresses.

He gave up the tailoring gig a while ago, but he has replaced it with other crafts. A walk through Vern’s house is like a trip through a museum. The dining-room table, for example, is a gorgeous work of art that he built and carved with intricate floral designs on its legs. As I write this, Vern is installing a parquet floor in his garage out of wood that he has scavenged over the years.

Vern now works as an independent bookbinder, specializing in antiquarian book restoration for universities, museums, and private book collectors.

So when I read about the art of Brian Dettmer, I immediately thought of Vern. I was going to email him a link to Dettmer’s “altered books,” but the more I thought about it, the more I wanted others to see both of their work.

Dettmer - New Horizons World Guide

Dettmer selectively carves portions of pages to reveal astounding three-dimensional collages hidden within a book’s contents. You can see more of his art installation, Altered States (explorations in media modification), at the Aron Packer Gallery web site

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