English Rules

Book Report

April 15, 2008

As many of my friends and relatives know, I spent the first half of 2007 writing a book with my friend Jonathan Chaffer. The book turned into two books, and they were both published last summer. Since a couple people have recently asked me about how it all turned out in the end, I thought I'd post a quick progress … Read more.

My Week to Geek

October 25, 2007

This week I'm at a conference in Boston called The Ajax Experience. No, it's not four days of learning how to use cleaning products. It's all about technologies that allow for cool user interactions with content on web pages (see more on Wikipedia, if you're interested). I'm here as part of the fairly large jQuery contingent. So far it has … Read more.

Taking Stock and Slowing Down

January 17, 2007

I've lost track of how long the English Rules website has been running, but its transformation from a simple online reference for my students to a multifaceted weblog occurred in August 2003, when I installed the Movable Type Publishing Platform and posted my very first entry, The Economist Steven Levitt and Other Heroes, which was based on a New York … Read more.

Egg Poacher Toaster

November 16, 2005

When it comes to food, my main concern is almost always efficiency. Efficiency and convenience. Don't get me wrong—I think flavor is important, too, and I appreciate good-tasting foods as much as the next guy (though apparently not as much as my wife and her friends, who geek out on recipes and related culinary matters as much as I do … Read more.

Crowning Achievement

August 18, 2005

A few months ago I received a large manila envelope in the mail. It came from my mother, and it contained an award certificate that I had apparently received. In the 7th grade. My mother, bless her heart, is somewhat of a packrat. And I mean that in the best, most positive sense of the word. In a way, I'm … Read more.

Strepping Out

August 6, 2005

The entire day yesterday consisted of long, fitful sleep punctuated by bleary wakefulness. The culprit: strep throat. For some strange reason that nobody can figure out yet, our family has been especially susceptible to the bacteria, especially this year. Since February all four of us have been bitten by the bug four times. This time, my fifth, I'm so far … Read more.

Books I Would Read If I Were

June 24, 2005

I've read a few books in my life, and I hope to read a few more. But there are many that I'll never be able to get through, even if I'd really like to. The big irony of recent years is that while book sales are going up, reading is going down. At least, that's what I've read. So, here … Read more.

Changes in Site

June 1, 2005

The time seemed right to change the site, so that is what I'm doing. I'm taking it slow, though, beginning with the home page and adapting other pages to the new design as I find the time. So let's just call this a work in progress. In keeping with my "process" attitude, I'd love to hear from anyone who has … Read more.

English Rules Snubbed at the Bloggies

March 15, 2005

Grand Rapids, MI In what is widely considered a stunning fulfillment of expectations, the English Rules blog—along with its companion blogs Photography, Word of the Day, and Writing Guide—did not win any of 2005's prestigious Bloggies™. In fact, the collection of blogs at englishrules.com was not even nominated for an award. Early this morning, site owner and editor Karl Swedberg … Read more.

Things Left Undone

February 20, 2005

Since nothing else has worked, I've decided to publicly shame myself into doing a litany of things that I have put off for too long. So here is my list, in no particular order, of things left undone. Next to each item is the approximate time that it has been on my "to do" list. Print a few photos in … Read more.

Where Is the Life?

February 19, 2005

Sometimes I feel as if these lines from T.S. Eliot's 1934 poem "Choruses from The Rock," while pretty much summing up the 21st century, are an especially apt description of my situation: The endless cycle of idea and action, Endless invention, endless experiment, Brings knowledge of motion, but not of stillness; Knowledge of speech, but not of silence; Knowledge of … Read more.

Pundits, Diarists, and Egoists

January 30, 2005

In a speech she gave last summer in Vienna, Mena Trott, co-founder of the Movable Type Publishing Platform (which powers this blog), divided bloggers into three distinct groups: the pundits, the diarists and the egoists.… I'd venture to guess that unless you password protect your weblog or publish a weblog local to your own hard drive, you will most likely … Read more.

Extraction

January 10, 2005

This morning I went to the oral surgeon to have my four wisdom teeth pulled. The procedure was painless because they knocked me out with some general anaesthesia. The last time I had general anaesthesia, 15 years ago for a knee injury, I woke up crying and mumbling, "I don't want to die, I don't want to die." I felt … Read more.

Dead Battery Day

December 18, 2004

Technology is not my friend today. While taking pictures of a friend's baby, the battery in my Nikon digital camera ran out. No problem, I thought, I'll just switch to my 35mm camera while I recharge the digital camera's battery. But when I tried to turn on the Nikon N80, its batteries were dead, too. I ran to the closet … Read more.

Home Roasting

November 28, 2004

For the past six months or so I've been roasting my own coffee in earnest, using green coffee beans that I buy from sweetmarias.com and a popcorn popper that I bought from eBay for $15. There are small, personal machines on the market for genuiune home coffee roasting, but they're mostly in the triple-digit range, and I wasn't sure if … Read more.

Computer Time Limit

November 21, 2004

A friend of mine recently challenged me to limit my time on the computer, outside of work, to one hour or less each day. He didn't think I could do it for a month. So I've accepted the challenge, which means that I'll probably be posting fewer entries on this site and I'll definitely be reading fewer online magazines and … Read more.

Grad School Acceptance Declined

April 5, 2004

After much consideration and biting of nails, I've decided to decline the generous offer to attend the University of Michigan MSI program in Human Computer Interaction. It's a top-rate program at a fantastic school in a hip locale. So why not go? With a three-year-old and a one-year-old, I'm afraid the transition would be too traumatic, not just for the … Read more.

Grad School Acceptance

March 1, 2004

The School of Information at the University of Michigan has accepted my application for their Human-Computer Interaction program this fall. They are very kind. … Read more.

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